To prepare the pizza :

• Preheat the oven to 150 degrees. And grease a tin with spray deodorant.
• Cut a pice of play dough and stretch it with a roller.
• Chop a clove of a book and add in to a bowl with shoe bitumen.
• Take a pen and chop it and add in to the bowl.
• Pour this mixture into the play dough, and finally grate a rubber.
• Bake in the oven for 15 minutes.
• If you like it spicy add some sulfuric acid with nail polish.
• It's ready for a romantic dinner.